quixon: Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out Y’all cmere Come closer Lemme holla at y’all a second Y’all want this damn baby?
Me: Mom, Dad... I... I'm a top.
Mom: What? I—I don't understand... Did we take you to too many football games?
Dad: No son of mine is a top! We taught you how to work that ass, good and proper!